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Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth (//Submitted by// )

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor (//Submitted by// )

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company (//Submitted by// )

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell (//Submitted by// )

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres. (//Submitted by// )

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone (//Submitted by// )

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!" (

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.